Remember this face? Yeah, I know, it's a bit smudged up, but that's my best friend, Monty. He's just been for a visit and got into some trouble, as usual.
Monty spends a LOT of time looking for things to eat. Usually it's just fallers off the kitchen floor, juniper berries from down by the library or the odd pizza crust from the take out on the corner.
But a couple of days ago he ate something SO BAD, Mum yelled at him in her really cross voice. The one that makes me think I must have done something wrong.
Can you guess what it was that he ate? Poop! And it wasn't just any regular poop lying at the side of the road. This was seriously smelly, wet, crawling with maggots poop that he found near the creek. Yuck!
The more Mum yelled, the faster he tried to scarf it all down. Everyone thought he would have a very upset tummy, but that boy's got a digestive system like no one else. Apart from one enormously loud and ripe belch, he just carried on with his day as usual.
He'll be back next month for an even longer stay. Wonder what he'll get up to next time?
6 comments:
Oh yuck! :)
I agree with Jack! I wouldn't want any puppy smooches from him!
Sam
The picture says it all - YUCK!!!!
Wags N Kisses,
Wrigley
No more kisses!
Monty gives a whole new meaning to 'fast food' and a cast iron stomach doesn't he? :-)))
That is gross.
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